I was abducted by two she-aliens recently. Apparently they singled me out because I was driving along with me music so loud I stole their attention. By a bizarre quirk of fate, the combination of Bjork and my unique vocal harmonies created a sound strikingly similar to the mating-call of one of their alien men-things. I hadn’t seen their spaceship because they were in stealth mode. They were apparently playing a game where they hover invisibly over a car throughout its entire journey and change all the traffic lights to red as it approaches them. It seems the sounds emanating from me car got them all horny, so they twiddled the tractor-beam control and I found meself in a predicament.