Go to sleep!

Look; you can’t wake up in the morning if you haven’t been to sleep. This is your final warning – I won’t hear another peep. If I have to come upstairs (apart from nipping to the loo) I’ll be bringing smacks in pairs -that’s right – one for each of you. I’ve told you many […]

A friendly warning

It was a minor misdemeanour Miss Davina used to make and as the only one who’s seen her I’ll expose her as a fake. She puts on hat and trousers and a ginger false moustache. Then she goes round local houses in a daily search for cash. And all the children think of him as […]


Lying awake in the middle of the night, he could definitely hear something creaking. He wanted somebody to put on the light, but the rest of his family were sleeping. “I don’t want to hear it, it’s frightening me, I want to get under my covers. But then I won’t see, when it comes after […]

Contented fool

A little boy named Willy was destined to be silly It was his fate he couldn’t wait he told his mum he would be great he wouldn’t care what people say he would be silly every day Was 8-years old when first he told his mother that when he was old he’d be the best […]