February 5, 2012

Throw rioter’s families out of their homes and stop their benefits? Don’t be daft

I keep hearing people calling for the families of anyone convicted of the recent rioting to be thrown out of their social housing or council houses, and have benefits stopped. Even some politicians are joining in this crazy rhetoric.

Goal-line technology in football

There’s been repeated calls for using goal-line technology in football for years. Fifa has stubbornly refused to implement it, pathetically quoting cost as one of the main reasons when they are one of the richest sports on the planet. I always said the real reason was that Fifa actually prefer all the controversy and publicity created by the constant arguments about whether a goal was a goal or not.

Why do UFOs always have lights?

There’s another UFO story in the news this morning as, “Several viewers contacted the BBC about strange lights that appeared in the night sky over Merseyside.” ( Mobile phone UFO footage )

Music. Musings on the power of music

I was abducted by two she-aliens recently. Apparently they singled me out because I was driving along with me music so loud I stole their attention. By a bizarre quirk of fate, the combination of Bjork and my unique vocal harmonies created a sound strikingly similar to the mating-call of one of their alien men-things. I hadn’t seen their spaceship because they were in stealth mode. They were apparently playing a game where they hover invisibly over a car throughout its entire journey and change all the traffic lights to red as it approaches them. It seems the sounds emanating from me car got them all horny, so they twiddled the tractor-beam control and I found meself in a predicament.

Is it best to leave the central heating and hot water on all the time?

I was talking with a friend the other week who said they leave their central heating on all the time because they had been advised it was cheaper. The same applied to their hot water heating system which, “costs much more to heat up from cold than to maintain at a constant temperature”.