A friendly warning
It was a minor misdemeanor
Miss Davina used to make
and as the only one who’s seen her
I’ll expose her as a fake
She puts on hat and trousers
and a ginger false moustache
then she goes round local houses
in a daily search for cash
And all the children think of him
As kindly and quite funny
But her minor misdemeanor
Is to pinch kids’ pocket money
So if you ever see a man
With a rather strange moustache
Get back home - fast as you can
and check up on yer cash
© Andy(ArT)Trigg 2001
Written by Andy(ArT)Trigg on April 13th, 2008 with
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